Hi Universe. Remember me? Melody… one of your deepest undercover agents. One of your secret weapons. One of the few people on this ball of Hell that remembers what it was like before, and has clear instructions on the form and function of her Ministry. Ring any bells? No? Well, you sent me here, I’m doing my job (very fucking well I might add) and I am getting NOWHERE. I’m getting ripped off every time I turn around, I’m working my fingers to the bone, and I am getting no support from the one person who was supposed to never fail me. WTF, Universe?!
I’M DROWNING.
I’M FAILING.
AND I AM ABOUT TO GIVE UP.
FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!
Your Not-So-Humble Servant,
Melody Herbert







